SCHOOL OF POSES

As you might know, poses are one of the most important ingredients in rock n´ roll. Therefore we´re proud to help you out with some of the most important ones... at least if you are a true "ramalama - hillbilly - peasant - raggare".

	"POINT-AT-THE-GROUPIE"
	Very important pose to know if you wanna satisfy the groupies. Mainly used by big artists and as an amateur you better don´t use it too much. The groupies might take too much of that time you need to reach the big arenas.

"WHAT´S-IN-THE-ARMPIT"
This pose has been invented by the "Kinkmaster of all times". It has won a lot of approval in the northern parts of Scandinavia. Also works as a substitute for drugs during a sweaty gig.

	"THE SQUIRREL"
	This one is for the boys. Invented by Ritchie Blackmore back in the "good ol´ days". Hardly a "groupie-magnet", and to be honest we don´t know why the hell it exists.

"THE ZEMO-ZEMO"
Well... This is probably the most primitive one. Has been found on cave-paintings from the "Cro-Magnon-Era". Once used to scare the mammoths away, nowadays only the "big-time-peasants" performs it for no good reason at all.

So dear bohemians. Got It? If not... Go and ask the doctor...